Subconsciously I Knew it Was a Lie

Apr 24
Apr 24
handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

Apr 24

43mcg:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

damn… this is so sick.

Apr 24

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

Apr 24

lullabyingsweetnothings:

Manchester Orchestra - Wolves At Night

I’ve got to crucify myself if I am gonna believe you
I’ve got to promise that I’ll finish all the things I said I’d do to begin with too
I’ve got to make my bed if I am gonna lay with you
Cause a disaster’s a disaster no matter what Christian language you drag it through

Apr 24

yousaytomesetblackfires:

My Time-Minus the Bear

Apr 24
awwww-cute:

The graduating class of 2014 Corgi Preschool!

awwww-cute:

The graduating class of 2014 Corgi Preschool!

Apr 24

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

Apr 23

hotboyproblems:

if you wanna be my lover gotta buy me
concert tickets

Apr 23

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

Apr 23

hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

Apr 23

mezzalunanova:

little-john1994:

if only it was this easy…

Not gonna lie, this is kinda how I ended up getting with my fiance

Apr 23

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

Apr 23
Apr 23

seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me