walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 

(via the-pietriarchy)


uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via bastille)


vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via bastille)


pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(via i-lost-the-ability-toucan)


e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via gallifreyian-dragon)



verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via transcripts)


Chris Evans really likes jelly beans. (x)

(via wholocksarecool)


thecutestofthecute:

This Dachshund puppy is all ears.

thecutestofthecute:

This Dachshund puppy is all ears.






mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via curiouslypuzzling)